I am back from my holiday and like to think that I have returned a little wiser. Here are some of the things I have learned:
Don't be the designated driver.
Don't fill up a condom with tomato sauce and leave it in a freezer.
Don't have a Long Island Ice Tea.
Don't put a condom over your head.
Don't get everybody at a party drunk by 4 pm.
Don't put water in your Asian friend's ear while he is sleeping.

Also there are some new comics today.